The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Egbuka gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
81%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Egbuka drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.