The Snap Count Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Egbuka is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Egbuka's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.