The Inch-Short Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Egbuka's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Egbuka was due a breakout.
77%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Egbuka's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.