The Butter-Finger Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Egbuka's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Egbuka was due a breakout.
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Egbuka's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.