The Late Scratch Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- A mysterious flag erases Egbuka's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Egbuka drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
72%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Egbuka drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.