The Hamstring Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- The broadcast shows Egbuka on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Egbuka does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Egbuka's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.