The Hamstring Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Egbuka drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
73%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Egbuka's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.