The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Johnson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.