The Phantom Flag Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.