The Garbage-Time Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.