The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.