The Late Scratch Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.