The Stuffed Run Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.