The Hamstring Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.
- Johnson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
76%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Johnson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.