The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Ref: "Number Johnson, that's a flag." Johnson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
84%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.