The Stuffed Run Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.