The Fumble Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.