The Mystery Tweak Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.
78%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.