The Hamstring Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Coach says Johnson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Johnson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
73%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.