The Hamstring Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.