The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Johnson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.