The Hamstring Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.
- Johnson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
91%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.