The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Ref: "Number Johnson, that's a flag." Johnson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.