The Mystery Tweak Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Coach says Johnson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Johnson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
92%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.