The Phantom Flag Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Johnson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.