The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.