The Stuffed Run Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Johnson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Nebraska's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.