The Mystery Tweak Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.