The Late Scratch Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Coach says Johnson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
79%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.