The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Johnson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
77%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.