The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Ref: "Number Johnson, that's a flag." Johnson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.