The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Johnson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.