The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.