The Mystery Tweak Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Johnson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.