The Stuffed Run Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Johnson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.