The Hamstring Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. McPherson is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- McPherson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McPherson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.