The Mystery Tweak Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McPherson's stadium. Only over McPherson.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- McPherson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McPherson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.