The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McPherson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.