The Wind Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McPherson. McPherson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- McPherson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McPherson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.