The Wind Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- McPherson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
79%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McPherson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.