The Wind Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- McPherson hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
76%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McPherson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.