The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- The broadcast shows McPherson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
McPherson, McPherson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.