The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- The broadcast shows McPherson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- McPherson attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
85%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McPherson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.