The Shank Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“A mysterious flag erases McPherson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
McPherson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.