The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- McPherson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
McPherson, McPherson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.