The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McPherson. McPherson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
73%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McPherson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.