The Snap Count Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. McPherson is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The broadcast shows McPherson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
McPherson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.