The Wind Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- Ref: "Number McPherson, that's a flag." McPherson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McPherson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McPherson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.