The Upright Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. McPherson is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
83%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
McPherson, McPherson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.