The Wind Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- McPherson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
McPherson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.